The World Aids Day on December 1 was marked with the first World Aids Day Masturbation Contest to celebrate HIV risk-free freedom with three hours of wanking. . . you heard right. . . 3 hours of WANKING!
The organizers of China's first World Aids Day Masturbation Contest lined up 10 male participants who wore masks and hid their genitals in orange buckets for the competition.
You don't need second guesses as to what was expected to go into the buckets. The contents were later measured. Full frontal nudity was not allowed, but to keep the men's enthusiasm 'up', skimpy dressed models danced around with sex toys and blown-up dolls.
Sex toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com sponsored the event and a website dubbed the December 1 contest a 'Wankathon' was set up.
My evil twin is threatening to come alive right about now, but for decency sake, I'm gonna subdue him.
A wank-a-thon for guys. . . hmmn. . . Wouldn't it be grand if they could organize one for ladies, after all, HIV/AIDS affects both men and women, right?
I mean, who wants to watch a bunch of guys jerk off, even if it's for the sake of promoting a good cause.
If you want a banger of a promotion for a good cause, I say line up a bunch of drop dead gorgeous ladies, and have them do their thing, then we can measure the loudest moan.
Let's not be sexist here.
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