Friday, 14 December 2012

These Guys Nearly Took Justin Bieber's Balls

              Mark StaakeTanner Ruane

If it wasn't for Lady Luck, Justin Bieber would've been hopping on stage now with no testicles, as a planned gruesome kidnap and murder attempt by a jailed killer was foiled, a court in the US said.

Dana Martin below:

US Bieber 2



The convicted killer, Dana Martin had commissioned 41 year old Mark Staake and his 23 year old nephew Tanner Ruane from New Mexico to murder four men, including Justin Bierber and his bodyguard.

The two older men had met up in prison and discussed details of the plot, which was to involve the use of a paisley tie - Martin's calling card - to strangle the victims, and an offer of $2,500 bounty for each of their testicles.

The plan began unraveling when Staake was arrested in Vermont on November 19 on outstanding warrants for previous offences before the plot could be carried out. Then a day later, police recorded him on phone to Ruane talking about the alleged plot.

So while the clueless Bieber was preparing for performances in Madison Square Garden, Ruane was picked up in upstate New York. Court documents stated that a pair of pruning shares and documents including the identities of the intended victims were found on him.

These guys are thorough. When they want a testicle, they go all out. . .

Martin, who is described as being obsessed with the Canadian singer, is also reported to have told the authorities about the alleged plot. It's also reported that he has a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his leg!

Staake and Ruane face two counts of conspiracy to commit murder and two counts of conspiracy to commit aggravated battery.  

Can you imagine a Justin Bieber performing live on stage with no balls?! I wonder if the girls would cheer just as loudly as they do now?

Would Selena Gomez still roll with him?

. . . and would he still have thought about hitting it with those juicy models.

Hmmnn. . . Food for thought.

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