Poison Vagina?!

                                            

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

Source: MirrorUK

Talk about going out in a blaze of glory. . . and ecstasy.

If Nigerian women adopted this strategy to kill their men here in Nigeria, half the men here would be history.

This reminds me of a story about the Vietnam war, where prostitutes would place razors in their vaginas, and invite the American Joes in for a dip. . . Ouch!

The vaginas of women have always been poisonous. . . And I'm not talking about the acid.

Before anyone begins to call me a sexist, I need to clarify: I'm talking metaphorically, as well as practically.

From the onset, the acid in the vagina is out to get all the little sperm cells as they race onward to their ultimate goal: killng them off with relish, until one surving cell reaches the mark. . .

. . . I can bet you he's NEVER gonna make that journey again.

However, the man will continue to take a dip, oblivious of the subtle entrapment he's being cornered into.

Women have always used sex and their sexuality to get us to dance to their tune. They use it to get favours, turn us to their side, wage war against perceived enemies, et al.

But we're not complaining. That man in the story knew he was treading on dangerous grounds, but as the report suggests, "He was ready, AND WILLING"

He only stopped short 'cos of a smell.

Thank goodness it wasn't an odourless poison, the guy would've been six feet under by now.

Anyway, women and their use of sexuality, I guess, is what makes the world go round. Where would we have been if we didn't have them and their shenanigans (some of which we gladly condone)?

There would've been a lot of hairy, butt-naked men around, asking each other to bend over.

Wait a minute. . . Don't we have that here already?