A prostitution body, The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for making it to the knock-out stages of the AFCON 2013, and promised them free sex if they lift the trophy.
ANP in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and bringing back the trophy.
“We want to congratulate the Nigerian National team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition. We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football."
Speaking further, Jessica added that the Association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy.
“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added.
DailyPost investigation revealed some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team.
The Super Eagles would be confronting the Ivorian national team, the Elephants in a knockout stage on Sunday.
Source: Osun Defender
I picked up a point from that statement which I think is worthy of note:
She said, ". . . We want to assure them of our USUAL support and partnership. . .
What USUAL support and partnership? I hope this is not why they end up playing like people who've not seen the ball before?
I think the prostitutes should tone down on their support, 'cos if the Super Eagles get any more support from them, they're likely to miss-kick the ball every single time.
They can keep their support, thank you.
One week of free sex? I ask, Only one week?? They might as well give it up for the rest of the year if they're that appreciative of the players' footballing exploits.
Everyone is a supporter: Mothers, Children, Mechanics, Drivers, Pastors, Doctors, et al.
Now Prostitutes???
What'll they come up with next?
Personally, I'd like a little one-on-one private interview with that national secretary of theirs, Jessica.
She sounds HOT!
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