Chris Brown, the American music star (the one who beat up our lovely Rihanna) made good on his promise, and stormed Nigeria over the weekend for his concert performance. And as usual, the singer/woman beater was controversial as hell.
If they told him anything about Nigeria, it's not to leave evidence of your shenanigans behind. Can't blame the guy though: it's his first time in Nigeria, and we guess he got carried away.
Right from the airport, Breezy showed us why he's, well. . . Breezy. He snubbed a female fan who tried to hug him. I could picture him saying to her, "Back the hell up B**tch, 'fore I B**tch slap you like Rih Rih!". . . or something like that.
That female fan was brave indeed. She obviously hadn't seen pictures of Rihanna's face. *Sign!* Nigerian ladies never learn, which gives me the sneaking suspicion that Rihanna's is quite possibly a Nigerian.
Anyway back to Breezy. Did you see the number of guards he brought along with him? That guy was packing! Guess they never told him he wouldn't be performing in the north. It never hurts to be security conscious though.
So we can cut him some slack on that one. . .
. . . Just so we can tighten the noose on this one: This tattooed-up, woman beating, "Don't judge me"-wannabe, pot-smoking, double-dating !$*%*^?!! actually threw sand in our collective faces when he took with him, armed Nigerian Police security guards!
He even had the guts to pose for pics with them!
Who are the organizers? Are they aware that the Inspector General of Police frowns on the use of the Nigerian police as personal guards? Coming at a time when the IG has been blowing hot, screaming to all who cares to listen that this yuletide season he's going to flood the streets of Nigeria and indeed Gidi with security forces to curtail any possible rise of crime.
We didn't know this was what he meant.
Oooookay! I'll give the little *&%$&!! something: He did put up a good performance on the night: Saturday December 22, 2012, saw fans throng to see him perform at the Expo Hall of the Eko Hotel and Suites. He even brought out on stage Wizkid during the performance and they did something together.
If we're looking for someone to run in the shoes of Breezy, who else is better than Wizzy. . . abi?
Gidi is watching you, Wizzy. If you lay your hands on any girl, you'd better be prepared to be slapped around by Ali Baba and his Warri band.
You've been warned.
Breezy again showed us he knew nothing about security in these parts, either that or his advisers are not doing their jobs: The 'boy' released pictures of the house he lodged in on Instagram, saying, "This house I'm at in Nigeria is big as f**k" He also put up photos of him playing with two dalmatian dogs. . .
. . . Not that kind of play. . . I don't think Breezy rolls like that.
Then again, you NEVER know.
Well, he' gone now: That's the most important thing. He flew out of Nigeria to continue his African tour which kicked off in South Africa over a week ago.
He was able to come to Nigeria and go. . .
WITHOUT LEAVING A SINGLE BRUISE ON A WOMAN'S FACE!
I'll say it again: That lady who tried to hug him at the airport was luuuucckky!!!
"Had to give 'em something"
"Damn! These Nigerians don't fuck around with the big bucks!"
"Who's your daddy, huh!"
"That's right, y'all can't mess with me!"
"Stay the hell away from me, B**tch!"
"I've got your security - watch y'all goin' do?"
"This place is off the hook!"
"I'm a show 'em what I don't got!"
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