She Broke Her Friend's Marriage

                          

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She was a lady much sought-after in the industry, owing to the fact that she had her hands elbow-deep in the other industry in the Dis-united states. Everyone wanted her, but her heart was eventually won by the very funny man of an indigenous radio station here in Gidi, whose name sounds like the double rhyme of a rather nourishing fruit.

They met, hit it off, and burned themselves up with the raging fire of their love. He loved her very much and never passed off the chance to take a bite off her cherry-red fruit. . . But sadly, it was rumoured that an A-list, seasoned actor in the *****wood industry, also had one hand in her pie, while having the other one firmly in his wife's pastry.

The Lady, whose name starts with a T, refused to let go of the A list actor, prompting our comedian to wash his hands off her tutty-fruity. . . for good.

Not wanting to lose out totally, T set her eyes on another marriage. . . that of her close friend, named GM. GM had hitherto been enjoying the gains of marital bliss with her boo, Houston based K, until T hooked her tentacles into K through the much-enjoyed act of phone sex, rumoured to have been the trap that tied GM's boo to her apron strings.

GM then went on facebook to announce that the marriage had folded up, after she looked into K's facebook account, read his mails with T, and discovered that he had been having phone sex with her. The lascivious duo had phone sex, saw how sweet it was, and wanted the main thing. they then met up in Berlin Germany where they consummated the affair. Rumours say T's trip was even an all expenses trip paid up by a love-smitten K.

Presently GM has dusted herself up and moved on. . . without her marriage of course.

The radio comedian is still making us laugh. . . and making the big bucks.

And K and T are still trying hard to beat each other in the game of X. . . outside wedlock.

Who are these aliens?!