Pee-Diddy

In a recent appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, P. Diddy - Or is it Pee-Diddy - opened up and declared that he used to wet the bed as a child. . .  and he fingered Kool-Aid as the culprit.

"One thing I want to say is, I grew up as a Kool-Aid kid. I used to pour a half a pound of sugar into the Kool-Aid. Besides it having me bouncing off the walls, I used to be a bed wetter.

"OK, I guess I’m confessing that I used to be a bed wetter. So I went on this quest to stop wetting the bed, and the first day that I had a sleepover and I didn’t wet the bed, it was, like, one of the greatest days of my life.

"It gave me the swagger that I have today because I stopped wetting the bed."

So Kool-Aid was the cause, and sleep-overs were the cure. . .

. . . This guy needs help.

Anyway, the 43 year old music mogul recently launched his own water brand, AQUAhydrate, with actor Mark Wahlberg, encouraging kids to drink as much water as possible, to avoid emulating his pee-wee moments as a child.

He said: "There is something about sugar that makes you wet the bed. So to all you boys and girls out there, as Muhammad Ali used to tell you [to] brush your teeth, I’m telling you to drink water, OK?"

Maybe he meant to say, "Drink AQUAhydrate". . .

"It will stop you from wetting the bed, and you won’t be embarrassed in front of the girls at sleepovers."

Pee-Diddy, we hear you.